Subject: PURINA DIET

I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (hello?).

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it one more time.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if  I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the black guy was going to need help as he staggered to the door in hysterics.

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